The Force Awakens shattered box office records this weekend, as millions flocked to the theater to see the latest installment of the sci-fi adventure set in a galaxy far far away. But if you needed any more proof that Star Wars isn’t just for nerds anymore take a look at this comprehensive list of audience member’s professions that show how Star Wars fans come from all walks of life:
- Accountant
- Lawyer
- Barista
- Massage Therapist
- Executive Assistant
- Assistant to the Executive Assistant
- Executive Assistant to the Executive Assistant
- Executive Being Assisted
- Villain
- Super Villain
- Super Accountant
- Accountant (No Such thing as a Super Accountant)
- Swarthy Millionaire
- Swarthy Billionaire
- Chimpanzee Wrangler
- Chimpanzee (Wrangled)
- Chimpanzee (Un-wrangled)
- Doctor (Philosophy)
- Doctor (Sociology)
- Doctor (English Literature)
- Doctor (Real)
- Ed Gein Enthusiast
- Software Engineer
- Architect
- Josh
- Hunter (Deer)
- Hunter (Rabbit)
- Hunter (Most Dangerous Game)
- Seeker (Harry Potter)
- Seeker (Waldo)
- Mechanic (automobile)
- Mechanic (Aircraft)
- Mechanic (Horse)
- Customer Service Representative
- Sales
- Technical Support Specialist
- Special Support Technician
- Dentist (Colgate)
- Dentist (Colgate)
- Dentist (Colgate)
- Dentist (Colgate)
- Dentist (Needlessly Contrarian)
- Student
- Unemployed
- Doctor (butt stuff)
- Butcher
- Baker
- Candlestick Maker
- Mathematician
- Mathemagician
- Still Don’t know what I do around here
- Movie Theatre Projectionists (obviously)
- President of the United States of America
- Man Hired by JJ Abrams to Make Sure George Lucas Doesn’t get anywhere near Star Wars.
- Not George Lucas
- George Lucas Lookalike
- Professional Speed Dater
- Professional Speed Dealer
- Killer
- Serial Killer
- Killer from “Serial”
- Vet (military)
- Vet (animal doctor)
- IT (Information Technology)
- IT (tag)
- Police Officer (June)
- Firefighter (September)
- Paramedic (February)
- Pet and Restaurant Licensing Clerk (November)
- Photographer for “Sexy Men of Lincoln County Civil Service” 2016 Calendar
- Mathemagician (butt stuff)
- Oracle of Delphi
- Retired
- Cheeseman (maker)
- Cheeseman (made of)
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