Humans are absolute amateurs when it comes to physical fitness considering my “obese” cat can do a standing jump onto the top of the refrigerator.

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You bring a mug under your nose and notice the coffee has gone cold. You sniff your leftovers as they come out of the microwave to see if they are warm enough or need more time. Picture yourself doing these things then realize you can smell temperature. pic.twitter.com/fFdRcWUeF3

People used to be impressed that I could solve a Rubik’s cube now kids ask me for my “best time” and laugh at me because I “can’t do it quick enough”. Life comes at you fast, man.

Come for yelling "SHAZAM!", stay for the discussion on what super-powers are inherently evil. twitter.com/VWRPodcast/sta…