Dentist: Is there a lot of acid in your diet?
Me: (pouring vinegar into my coffee) Not that I can think of.
Excited to be on this episode of Story Collider where I share my story about being an engineer who is bad at math. Check it out! twitter.com/storycollider/…
Me: I’m hungry I should get up and eat something.
Also me: you’re not hungry. You just ate. You’re probably just thirsty.
Me Again: Ugh, I don’t want to get up for WATER
Anyway, now I’m tweeting this rather then getting water